Vishnu Smotes Chatty Herder With Shoddily-Made Electronic Device

In Kota, India, the body of a 23-year-old man with a wounded right ear was found beside an exploded cell phone. Nobody witnessed the incident, but the writing on the wall is clear enough. He was obviously neglecting the sacred cows and Vishnu smote him through a knock-off phone made in China. End of story. No reason to fear that these devices could kill you, especially if you live in America.