Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Irene Hits Pierced Vagina Tree

Strong winds struck McCarren Park where many a stoned hipster has looked up from the grass and said, "Hey, that tree looks like a vagina." The storm has taken a great conversation piece as she was known to don a labial piercing when she was feeling naughty.  Luckily, park goers can still remark on the abundance of human feces near the sprinklers.

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