Millions of Starving Artists Given Compelling Reason for Suicide

Four-year-old Aelita Andre has had her second show at a Chelsea gallery (her first show was when she was one year old).  She has sold $30,000 worth of paintings in what critics call an "accidentalism" style.  If only you could forget everything you learned during art school and all those years you spent honing you craft.  Then maybe you could splash paint on a canvas like a four-year old.