The New Creation Church in Montgomery County, Maryland was burglarized this weekend. The culprit defrosted and ate a hamburger, looked at some pornography on the church computer, which was left on the screen, then took 40,000 pennies that had been collected for a children's charity.
"People just don't have the same respect for churches that they used to," said pastor Ella Redfield.
The church has been burglarized 3 times in the past year. Not only are the intruders not fearful of the wraith of God, but apparently they don't think much of their local police force as they were in no hurry to flee the premises. It takes a while to defrost a burger, and how horny do you have to be to rub one out in a church?
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