Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Woman Re-enacts Horror Movie Scene, Mysteriously Lives

A woman in Colarado spotted a vampire on a dirt road late Sunday night. Naturally, she threw her SUV in reverse to get away and, of course, hit a tree. Contrary to every horror movie script that was ever filmed, she did not get mauled and the presumably full vampire just let her go. The police report did not mention whether she had been watching the new season of True Blood, which aired Sunday at 9 pm.

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