Thursday, February 18, 2010

Park Sloper Manages to Feed Self Without Aid of Wait Staff While Haitians Eat Mud

An editorial assistant in Park Slope somehow survived 2 years without eating in a restaurant. She achieved this miraculous feat with just $55,000, a kitchen that she shared with 2 roommates, and access to nearby supermarkets. She wrote a book about her harrowing ordeal.

In the same period of time, it was reported that those whiny Haitians were feasting on virtually endless amounts of high-grade dirt and water.

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