Thieves Will Soon Be Able to Steal Your Computer Off Your Face

Because apparently people are tired of typing and sitting, in the future Google will allow them to surf the Internet merely by looking at things. As the level of self-absorption reaches infinity, aside from the endless sidewalk collisions that will result, we look forward to the near-hourly fistfights on the subway from people staring at the wrong person while skyping. Enjoy the video of the people you will hate in the future!