Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Drunken Invincible Man Shrugs off Train Collision

In Saskatoon, Phoenix, a witness saw an intoxicated 29-year-old man get hit by a train, causing him to fly through the air, then get up and simply walk away. Police found the man several blocks away, unaware of what had happened but indicating pains in several parts of his body. An ambulence brought him to the hospital where he was treated for non-life threatening injuries. No word on whether he proceeded to fly around the planet in a counter-clockwise direction to reverse the flow of time and bring back his dead girlfriend. Presumably, it will be difficult to convince the man to curb his drinking for health reasons. Patrons of his local bar are probably already cringing at the thought of how often they are gonna have to hear, "Oh, you think that's bad? Did I ever tell about the time I got hit by a train?"

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